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Thursday, October 07, 2004

A Joke to Start a Blog With ?

Class one:-

How To begin a blog?
it isnt good to start out with a Lament or Bickering or A crib story....says few great people out there....

Hmm so i was wondering what can i post in here...which's more like comical ?! hilarious ?!

So i tell myself......Come on...use up ur pea-sized brains before they fade away into the thin air....

So that someone inside me responds....Quite Fretfully.........

"ah...well even if u cant get that far...try something thats funny..?!....Damn it...Some goddamned thing that doesnt remotely relate to the usual Austerity or A tragic nerve racking philosophical bullshit of urs !!!!!! "

So i here i am Thinking Out Loud....

Eureka Time:
Hey that could be used in short as "TOL" in our chat Jargon...similar to the"LOL" [which expands as Laughing Out Loud for the uninitiated....he he...Too very insightful ehh??? ]

And i better get the PATENT RIGHTS for my INVENTION of TOL ....
Aye!! you pipul reading this blog of mine......I warn, thou shall not try to BOOTLEG my inventions ... I repeat Strictly no Plagiarizing !! (:-<)
okay hush hush.....Think..Think....Click ...click...Hei thats the time clicking away....and there's one more click- click that i get to hear which is the key-board sound....Geee...i know that wasnt remotely funny..

Oh boy!....what am i upto here...cant think of a single comedy-scene that happened recently in my life ....

Meandering Neanderthals:

ha!..that reminds me...life is a perpetual joke...and u keep laughing at every experience to expand ur life time so that u share ur laughter with ur generation-next in the series....well-well now what does that got in common with the Meandering Neanderthals anyway i dunno i somehow seem to have developed a strange kind of a liking towards that phrase... ...heiku! I can sense how pathetic i am with the present state of my mood to be thinking about JOKES & HUMOURS!!

Anyways...lemme see how far am able to get on... my BestFriend used to tell me...Winning at the times of Adversity matters the most....He calls me winner when i call myself the exact opposite of that....Hmm...

anyways....coming back to our story of trying to put up a joke on this post.....

My Theory:

Old jokes are always heartening to listen to and ofcourse enriched with a hidden/direct message to be delivered to the listener...

So are practical jokes if u ask me....

Well its a totally different story altogether when the practical joke exceeds its LEVEL of comedy to tragedy...but as long as its played around safely it definitely imparts a few good cherishable memories...to remember ur friends....that u cared for and spent time with..

Sudden Revelation:

hey what am i doing here...who asked me to share my views about jokes now?!

huh-oh...i get into this deliberate mode of being a Critic...Commentator...fault finder...and ofcourse a SCREED writer !!!

I dunno why ...but am sooo fixated on this regard...thats a point to be pondered....

(Time Check)...Its been half an hour and am still thinking of a joke :-O :-S

so this happened...sometime ago...

Atlast getting to the real topic:

A Man meets a beggar ...

Man: r u not ashamed to be begging when ur not crippled or handicapped ?? why cant u do some work for ur food ??

Beggar: well im ashamed...sir,i beg ur pardon...can u give me a job ?

Man: bah! wat?? that was just an idea that i gave u....now dont come after me for a job !!

Beggar: oh sir...but didnt u say that i must be ashamed to be begging....so why cant u try and get me a job...

Man: hey thats not possible...u'll have to do it for urself !

Beggar: Well sir,now u know why i am not ashamed of begging !!

Man(confused): huh what? how do u say that ?

Beggar: oh thats quite simple sir....U cant give me job so are the others cos they are afraid they'll have to take care of my expenses till i find one, so i found a job on my own without troubling anyone ...where i am satisfied with what i get and donot go about cringing and cursing my boss for overloading me with work....or for underpaying me .....nor do i have to report in time....yet i am paid for my Persevering Work Of Praising the Good Souls that tip me with whatever they can afford to....

Man: ah...well but u r a beggar still !

Beggar: beggar yes sir, i agree but atleast i dont have to be ashamed for cursing every boss of mine who pays me for my food which is not there with u people ...so u must be ashamed for not praising the lord and the boss of urs who r the very reason for what u r today....

The man feels like he got a LOUD SMACK and a BLACKENED EYE ....


Moral of the story or the underlying message or the punch line is :

Always remember to be grateful to the GOD and your BOSS for what u have been blessed and gifted with,rather than being profane or sacrilegeous of what ur today !


Well....I am sorry guys if that wasnt funny (:-D)... i tried my level best to come up with something usefully - funny as a mark of the first post...but in vain i guess... ;-)

Anyways...Enjoi...
Signing off right now...

Will be back soon...with more head-n-neck dividers....

For those of u who didnt get what that means....Im sorry...Im not ready for a doubt-clearing session....

Good Night....whoops ! its morning already ...Gee....so Good morning ...and Byeee guyzz